Chinese Takeout Food

I just ordered Chinese food. It only took 15 minutes over the phone with broken English to place my order. Kudos to this place because despite the limited English, they have never screwed up an order, unlike several other local "American" fast food joints. I wonder what the general public does to compensate for the language barrier in ethnic restaurants. I happen to teach English as a Second Language and have become accustomed to interesting interpretations of the English Language. Bottom line: I doesn't matter what you call it and I really don't think I want to know what it is, but as long as it's cooked and covered in stir-fry sauce I don't care. My new life mission is to prematurely die of a heart attack related to eating greasy food... and no MSG!! Free Tibet and free Chinese food for all.